Tuesday, May 09, 2006

this week

As I lay here in a cyber cafe, trying hard to be oblivious to himmesh reshammiya's blaring nasal cries....aarrgghhhhhhh.......I cannot help but realise how a fucked up singer can make a nation dance to his tune.

I am beggarly sounding singer myself, still I do realise that one has to use his throat to sing...and not the nasal cavity. They do say, great singer sing from their heart, but nostrils?...that's goin a bit too far.

Yeah yeah....the tune and shit might be good for his supporters....but it is made void by voice which sounds like a drowning ogre.

My comps developed a rare disease which requires it to be split open by an engineer every 2 months. If that's not all, it also need a transplant, now and then, which explains the cyber.

Found a baby squirrel (Zakk) the other day, the dude was all alone in his nest, which came down with a chopped tree. So took the poor fellow home. Was a scaled down version of a grown up squirrel, but was still in the crawling stage.
Tried calling the SPCA, who asked me to deliver it to their facility near KEM hospital. Decided against giving it there, for the name KEM sent chills down my spine. It's a place where they discount a human life. So going by the logical conclusion, a place abutting KEM wouldn't be much different ideologically.
I might not be giving SPCA their due credit, but the baby was too adorable for me to take any chances.(Mumbai heat and the train travel aswell)

The dude relished Milkmaid and nothing else, and I found a home for it the very next day.

An agency in Andheri, (Karuna), refused looking after just one squirrel. So much for social work.
Those pseudo animal lovers.

And finally, Shar was the lucky one, who got peed on, by Zakk.

24 comments:

Corny name said...

hey.. That squirril... he knows how to react when Scared.. PEE on him!!

Damn.. I held the guy for 10 seconds, and he Peeed on my hand..
Which then I dutifully returned to Aneesh's Jeans (the Pee not the squirril)
,, nah.. he snatched the Squirril too.

Btw, who's Bawi.. I know a Bawi named Bawi too.

Anonymous said...

that is the most adorable thing I've ever seen a guy do, dude you got a baby squirrel home, that is so cute. the guys i know asked me never to call a guy cute but I just couldnt stop myself this time.

Nonedone said...

Awww, Aneesh IS cute.

Chamki said...

aneesh my husband material im going to read your post, be forewarned.

i'm back to cyber space, get ready to be conquered

heretoscrewyourday said...

aaaaaaahahhahahahahhah ...... CUTEEEEE ...... ahahhah .... LMAO ..... ahahhah ... (fell down) ..

aneesshh said...

@el Diablo: As discussed, her names benaifer....

@blur: your friends were right.....never call a guy 'cute'

@Nandan: _|_

@chamkorani: hows delhi treating ya....long time no see.....

@here...:Bastard.....

Chamki said...

so do you really have a squirrel home?
the people who live on the first floor in my building have one caged. I dont really like the cage idea.
As i always say you are just CUTE SWEET and HUSBAND MATERIAL. I'm so sure this comment is going to be deleted. HA HA
Go now eat food, Schezwan, Aiee Radte Na?

heretoscrewyourday said...

chamki .. no matter what u say or write .. its not gonna win him 'ne chicks or 'ne thing like that .. ahahhaa .... now this is gonna get deleted for sure ..

aneesshh said...

hey u dreadlocked bastard....let me be....lol

aneesshh said...
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heretoscrewyourday said...

so u KNEW how women work .. and now u dont !!! .. when u KNEW - may be that time it would have worked .. when u KNEW - white shirt and smile and all worked .. not now .. u KNEW ur tarot business or u know it?? .. well what ever is convincing for ya .. and jealous --- ahhahhahahhahah .. u made my day!! .. and what chicks are we talkin about here?? -- are they those "i'm safe with him/ i want to marry him now/ my mom will like him/ im 26 n i love barbie" types .. u can have all of um mate!! its just a bit different when u look at the whole picture!!

aneesshh said...

I would be highly obliged, if some of you cease to have fun at my expense.
@Hamsa: thanks

Chamki said...

i think the reason why the chicks should come to aneesh is apparent in the way he has handed screwy nuts comments yet again! And the 'knew' was a typo.

schufanatic said...

chup karr khajooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr.
hahahahahahaha

heretoscrewyourday said...

handed???!!! yet again!!
he deletes half the stuff i make .. so yeah thats good handling for ppl like u who are less that half tacky .. and he know what will happen if goes overboard!! .. so yeah if what gets u chicks -- go for it mate!! may be if u delete everthing besides u'r own posts and comments by "chamki" u'll get all the chicks ..

Chamki said...

Hey aneesh isnt this going to be your most commented on post?
Something about you and squirrels. Now you know your forte! hahahaha

Nonedone said...

Aneeshsir,

Update.

Your cuteness is getting old.

Chamki said...

hema i think thats what we will have to do. I think aneesh is enjoying all the attention a bit too much and wanting his post to make a half century or something with the comments trickling in.

The squirrel is male or female? Names will have to depend on that na?

heretoscrewyourday said...

hey if he makes it to half century its bcause of me and u ok .. be it male or female .. he/shes gonna piss big time on um yeah .. its hard time u start riting about ur vague parties and the times when u've been non-gay or something ... all this squirrel talks is not gonna get u more brownie points ... be real . rite "powerful stuff" not about ur "trying to exploit female psyche stuff" .. ;).. haha ... more beer .. errrghhh ...

aneesshh said...

@hereto........: thats the irish cafe beer talkin for sure.....loser

heretoscrewyourday said...

I still make more sense!! .. atleast i dont "mess" up the table !! ahahha

Anonymous said...

whos this heretoscrewurday guy anyway?

Chamki said...

who is this anonymous? Im sure its here to screw your day. Anyway people i think we have given aneesh too much footage no more personal messages should be written here. It just feeds his ego. The more comments he gets on this post the longer it will take him to write something.

That said, when are you treating me?

I said no personal messages AFTER this

heretoscrewyourday said...

so u gettin worried that mr neech is gettin more popular that u??!! ahahah .. he hardly rites .. so when he does make him pay!! .. and ANONYMOUS - u askin a question without reveling 'ne thing??? who are u??? u afraid or something??


(if ur a hot chick im available ;)